Wearing a Bike Helmet – Reason #2

As I locked my bike this morning, I didn’t realize Agfa was employing new security on the premises. Two Canadian Geese, obviously part of the local anti-bicycle establishment did not approve of my presence. At first I was chuckling how he was hissing at pedestrian in front of me then as I turned my back (first mistake) to lock my bike the¬†behemoth took flight and swooped at short range for my unsuspecting mullet. Helmets protect from attacking dinosaurs. This was no bird. ¬†A bird by definition weighs about 80 grams and eats from a bird feeder. This beast was at … Continue reading Wearing a Bike Helmet – Reason #2