Answer: Three main things. One of these bikes has the following “features”…
- Upturned handlebars for convenience of carrying that sweet case of beer home.
- Industrial chain lock wrapped around the seat post, but not actually used.
- Parked in front of a liquor store at 10:30am on a Monday.
I have no idea if this person has a DUI, I just assume so. (ps.. I was heading to the landlord office for work which is just near this store. I had to stop!)