I promise not to hog the blog – but I do want to share a few more definitions that I think are worthy:
”Helmullet“: This is the hairdo that the guy in my office sports on mornings when he rides his bike to work (wearing a helmet of course). Lloyd Christmas in front, party at the back.
“Knee-greaser”: Sadly, this refers to folks like me who, for whatever reason, continue to struggle with the simple technique required to remove a locked shoe from the pedal before gravity takes over.
“Unicyclist”: Again, I fall into this category. This is a male cyclist who has had the unfortunate experience of having one of the boys surgically removed for the good of the whole. Lance is a classic unicyclist.
“Rubberhead”: This is the cyclist who chooses not to wear a helmet on a busy street, presumably with the expectation that he/she will bounce to safety.